In Mexico, everything on the menu is the same dish. The only difference is the way it's folded.

When I was 12, we went from Glasgow to Aberdeen on a school trip. It was called fresh air fortnight.

I can't believe in Christianity, but I think Jesus was a wonderful teacher.

I am totally, absolutely romantic. When I broke up with a girl I would listen to the most heart-breaking music and make it worse. That's what girls do. I think I am a girl really.

Did your mother never tell you not to drink on an empty head?

I don't like the beach. I think we have no business at the beach at all, as a species. We don't belong in the sea. The sea is full of things that bite us, sting us, hurt the soles of our feet, and it's extremely cold. When are we gonna take the hint that the things that live in the sea don't like us?

There are two seasons in Scotland: June and Winter.