A woman's mind is as complex as the contents of her handbag; even when you get to the bottom of it, there is ALWAYS something at the bottom to surprise you!

Never trust anybody with only one book.

The zombie sex, I have no idea. It must be like tantric sex.

My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger.

I've always been fascinated by the difference between the jokes you can tell your friends but you can't tell to an audience. There's a fine line you have to tread because you don't know who is out there in the auditorium. A lot of people are too easily offended.

I love Los Angeles. It reinvents itself every two days.

I’m actually pale blue: it takes me a week of sunbathing to turn white.