On George W Bush: That man sits at that desk in the White House with the button that can end the world. My father's younger than him and we don't give him the controls for the television.

I have been made redundant before and it is a terrible blow; redundant is a rotten word because it makes you think you are useless.

Whenever I wear something expensive it looks stolen.

Acting is a different discipline. On stage I'm free to say what I please. But the change is very good for ya.

I don't think I've ever died on stage. I've had jokes that died on stage. I've told a joke and absolutely nothing. They didn't know it was the end of the joke.

My parents used to take me to the pet department and tell me it was a zoo.

I think my securities far outweigh my insecurities. I am not nearly as afraid of myself and my imagination as I used to be.