I love fishing. It's transcendental meditation with a punchline.

Outgrew the media... The negativity felt like a disease.

And then there was my mate who'd just been fitted with a brand new hearing aid. "It's the best in the world", he said. "What type is it?", I asked and he said "ten past twelve".

Don't tell me how to do my job. I don't come to your workplace and tell you how to sweep up.

What is it with McDonald's staff who pretend they don't understand you unless you insert the 'Mc' before the item you're ordering? It has to be a McChicken burger...a chicken burger gets blank looks. Well, I'll have a McStraw and jam it into your McEyes, you f**cking McTosser!

I just believe in the movie. I don't care what the book was like. I don't care what the previous film was like or other films were like. I care only about the script I've got.

I like Salvador Dali and Rene Magritte. I also like the Scottish artist John Byrne, another surrealist.