I love fishing. It's transcendental meditation with a punchline.

If you don't know how to meditate at least try to spend some time every day just sitting.

When you're eating something and someone asks 'Is that nice?' No it's really revolting - I always eat stuff I hate.

The zombie sex, I have no idea. It must be like tantric sex.

I think my securities far outweigh my insecurities. I am not nearly as afraid of myself and my imagination as I used to be.

Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit.

I don't have wild dogs chasing people with scripts away from my door. I get my share. I've done okay. But I usually do independent stuff because that's mostly what I'm offered.