Life is supposed to be fun. It's not a job or occupation. We're here only once and we should have a bit of a laugh.

My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger.

I think my securities far outweigh my insecurities. I am not nearly as afraid of myself and my imagination as I used to be.

I don't know why I should have to learn Algebra... I'm never likely to go there.

Outgrew the media... The negativity felt like a disease.

Sometimes there's a tackiness about Route 66 that out-tacks any tackiness I've ever seen anywhere else. And the Meramec Caverns are the pinnacle of that tack.

Heckling is an act of cowardice. If you want to speak, get up in front of the microphone and speak, don't sit in the dark hiding. It's easy to hide and shout and waste people's time.