If you don't know how to meditate at least try to spend some time every day just sitting.

Acting is a different discipline. On stage I'm free to say what I please. But the change is very good for ya.

Never trust a man, who when left alone with a tea cosey... Doesn't try it on.

Oh aye...my Father would thrash me every now and then. He'd talk while he did it too! He'd hit me and shout, 'Have ye had enough?' Had enough? Whit kind of question is that? 'Why, Father, would another kick in the balls be out of the question???'

I don't know why I should have to learn Algebra... I'm never likely to go there.

I'm not going to throw away the hand of friendship to suit 100 Trotskyites in Glasgow.

In Mexico, everything on the menu is the same dish. The only difference is the way it's folded.