[To audience members who were arriving late] You haven't missed a thing, I was just killing time 'til you got here.

I'm not going to throw away the hand of friendship to suit 100 Trotskyites in Glasgow.

Learn to feel sorry for music because, although it is the international language, it has no swear words.

It's my mind, and I reserve the right to change it as often as I like.

Now, the country is in a terrible state, and you've blamed it on a number of things: Unemployment rate, the value of the pound and all that... wrll, it's because the national anthem is boring.

Life is supposed to be fun. It's not a job or occupation. We're here only once and we should have a bit of a laugh.

Try to catch a trout and experience the glorious feeling of letting it go and seeing it swimming away.