Never trust a man, who when left alone with a tea cosey... Doesn't try it on.

It's my mind, and I reserve the right to change it as often as I like.

Behind the proscenium arch, you can't always hear what people in the audience are saying.

I started to draw desert islands. They were just rough, shapes in the middle of the page. Then I began drawing shapes within those shapes and I was amazed how quickly the islands got better. It took off from there.

I became a welder. I was actually becoming an Engineer and I joined the wrong queue. And so I became a welder, without knowing what a welder was.

Never trust people who've only got one book.

Don't vote, it only encourages them.