I know it's the comedian's instinct to say, "Do it, man, nothing's off-limits! It's cool, bro!" I don't know if that's the answer for me. "Do I really want to make a joke about a miscarriage when a woman in the audience might have had one?" I don't worship comedy; at the end of the day I don't fall to the altar of comedy unquestioningly.

Squaring numbers are just like women. If they're under thirteen, just do them in your head.

I work really hard on the shows and I think the shows speak for themselves. I don't want to construct the show to prove something.

I'm interested in taboos for certain reasons. They can dramatise things and they're scary, and they're important to think about. I'm also wary about the fact that if you don't proceed with caution and understand what you're doing, you understand these things are realities that you're dealing with, they're real things.

Poetic talent is really easy to fake when thy sentences doth no f-king sense make.

For fifteen cents a day you can feed an African, they eat pennies.

My first concern is that when you go to a show, you should be present. It's much more exciting to put the camera down and lose yourself in it.