Back home they call me the tie-dye shirt kid. Well, that and faggot.

In the distance, Bo saw a fairy. A fairy so beautiful that he felt proud of being called one in highschool.

In comedy, falling means laughter. You can take something sacred and make it silly. The more sacred it is, the funnier it is. It has a bigger drop to fall.

People give me money and I don't know why, my real collection plate is an empty cup held by a homeless guy.

And if ten percent of men are gay and twenty percent of men are Chinese, what are the odds that a men chosen at random spends his free time and mealtime while on his knees.

I'm very interested in trying to make comedy shows that are a bit bigger, more theatrical, more of a "show." Some people might say I'm trying too hard, but that's a compliment to me. I like to inject a bit of production value and flair to comedy, or at least to my little corner of comedy.

I've been doin' drive-bys all of my life. Except the bullets are newspapers, the car is my bike.