Back home they call me the tie-dye shirt kid. Well, that and faggot.

I thought I wanted to be a physicist in high school until I learned that there was much more math than philosophy in it. I assumed I would just sit around all day and think.

My persona on stage was always coming from a place of I know better than you and I'm going to be a little bit pretentious in your face with these sort of crass ideas.

I actually wrestled in high school. I was only in one match, and I lost... my virginity.

I love you just the way you are but you don't see you like I do. You shouldn't try so hard to be perfect. Trust me, perfect should try to be you.

I like to call everyone that I find slightly annoying a 'sociopath.'

Love is all about... whistles.