At once I feel that comedy is this amazing sort of transcendent thing, and I'm also open to the fact that maybe it's just an evolutionary hiccup, something that upright apes do in their free time.

People do complain about the way I act on stage... They think on stage I act too arrogant, too self-obsessed, solecistic, self-contained, synonyms.

If you can think of all the times in your life, some of the happiest times were probably when you were laughing. And some of the worst times in your life you were being laughed at.

I misdirect the audience, so they have no idea where they are or who they're listening to.

I don't like calling myself a "feminist" only because I don't think I've done anything active enough to call myself one. It'd be like calling myself a civil rights activist just because I'm not racist.

The strange thing with Wikipedia is that the first article that ever gets written about you will define your Wikipedia page forever.

I've been doin' drive-bys all of my life. Except the bullets are newspapers, the car is my bike.