At once I feel that comedy is this amazing sort of transcendent thing, and I'm also open to the fact that maybe it's just an evolutionary hiccup, something that upright apes do in their free time.

I misdirect the audience, so they have no idea where they are or who they're listening to.

People ask me all the time, ALL the time, they say the same exact thing. They say, 'Bo, you're an artist... how do we fix Africa?'

For me, if you distill comedy down, it is surprise and the unexpected. That has to be it on its most base level, in any form.

Poetic talent is really easy to fake when thy sentences doth no f-king sense make.

Drugs kill, just like cancer. So don't smoke... tumors.

I'm a drunken midget with a loaded gun, a loaded gun.