I like to call everyone that I find slightly annoying a 'sociopath.'

Once a week, I like to slip into a deep existential depression where I lose all my sense of oneness and self-worth.

My work is trying to at least define myself on my own terms, and then if other people enjoy things that's a lovely addition.

I stopped and I thought, 'What would Jesus do?' So I didn't exist.

I don't consciously try to make things difficult as much as I try to make them a little different. I like all kinds of laughs. I tried to make a show that elicit groans, guffaws, chuckles, boos.

I'm not a grown up until everybody realises I'm a grown up. When everyone remembers me as the dirty kid singing little songs I am the dirty little kid.

How old is too old to stop believing in, like, the tooth fairy? Like 12? I've got a cousin who is 18... Yeah, still believes in gay marriage.