If I had a dime for every time a homeless guy asked me for change, I'd still say no.
I met a bipolar bear. He laughed, cried, then wanted a threesome.
Even if he is your friend, never, ever call an Asian person.
Women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles still don't.
Postmodern comedy doesn't work well with very old audiences, because it's making fun of the comedy they enjoy.
Was Einstein's theory good? Relatively.