I just try to do things on stage that I think the audience would enjoy. And I try to draw on and add to acts that I've enjoyed watching.

I just try to do things on stage that I think the audience would enjoy. And I try to draw on and add to acts that I've enjoyed watching.

Laughter is the best medicine, y'know, besides medicine.

I'm a drunken midget with a loaded gun, a loaded gun.

Comedy is very strange to me and I don't fully understand it's purpose or function.

If you can think of all the times in your life, some of the happiest times were probably when you were laughing. And some of the worst times in your life you were being laughed at.

All you god damn dirty Catholics can cath-o-lick my balls.