I just try to do things on stage that I think the audience would enjoy. And I try to draw on and add to acts that I've enjoyed watching.

No one entertains the thought that maybe God does not believe in you.

I do think that stand-up comedy in general heavily favors masculinity and so I like to act a little feminine onstage.

I've found, across the board, that comedians have been very respectful and kind to me. And that seems to stem from the fact that they are just respectful and kind people in general. Comedians get a bad rap for being dark and anti-social I think.

When I tried to hit puberty I swung and I missed.

What's a pirate minus the ship? just a creative homeless guy

Bitches and hoes don't exist because the hoes know Bo's a feminist.