The thing is, I was on YouTube like the golden era, I think. Before ads came in, it was really cool back then.

My persona on stage was always coming from a place of I know better than you and I'm going to be a little bit pretentious in your face with these sort of crass ideas.

I thought I wanted to be a physicist in high school until I learned that there was much more math than philosophy in it. I assumed I would just sit around all day and think.

I like to call everyone that I find slightly annoying a 'sociopath.'

My work is trying to at least define myself on my own terms, and then if other people enjoy things that's a lovely addition.

Twitter is a lot like crystal meth, because it's really fun to do and Oprah's on it.

If I had a dime for every time a homeless guy asked me for change, I'd still say no.