The thing is, I was on YouTube like the golden era, I think. Before ads came in, it was really cool back then.

Back home they call me the tie-dye shirt kid. Well, that and faggot.

When things [writing] are over, I always think, 'well, I'm never going to do anything again because I have no ideas so I'm going to go be a farmer'. Or else ideas will come and and if not then I become a farmer. Hopefully won't happen.

I stopped and I thought, 'What would Jesus do?' So I didn't exist.

I got a safe full of cherries 'cause I pop it and lock it.

In comedy, falling means laughter. You can take something sacred and make it silly. The more sacred it is, the funnier it is. It has a bigger drop to fall.

The strange thing with Wikipedia is that the first article that ever gets written about you will define your Wikipedia page forever.