What's that? My six song album entitled Bo Fo Sho is currently available on iTunes? With three songs that have never been heard on the internet? Uh, and if I try to pirate it for free I'll get AIDS? I would have guessed scurvy. Well, see you later ghost of Dr.Martin Luther King Jr.

I'm a stand up comic and I always sit and slouch, and I got my girlfriend pregnant on my sterile uncles pull-out couch.

I don't try to call myself a poet. But I know that my stuff is pretty literal, in that the themes are pretty simple and on the surface.

When I tried to hit puberty I swung and I missed.

I don't need anything as long as I have my family, friends, millions of dollars, unlimited pussy.

Happy Thanksgiving! I broke into Best Buy and stole a copy of Pocahontas to celebrate.

I get more ass than a giant donkey stable.