All you god damn dirty Catholics can cath-o-lick my balls.
The strange thing with Wikipedia is that the first article that ever gets written about you will define your Wikipedia page forever.
Even if he is your friend, never, ever call an Asian person.
When I tried to hit puberty I swung and I missed.
Women are like fingers and toes because they're easy to count on.
I love you like a gay geneticist loves designer genes.