What's that? My six song album entitled Bo Fo Sho is currently available on iTunes? With three songs that have never been heard on the internet? Uh, and if I try to pirate it for free I'll get AIDS? I would have guessed scurvy. Well, see you later ghost of Dr.Martin Luther King Jr.

I'm very interested in trying to make comedy shows that are a bit bigger, more theatrical, more of a "show." Some people might say I'm trying too hard, but that's a compliment to me. I like to inject a bit of production value and flair to comedy, or at least to my little corner of comedy.

I have a pretty good math mind, so I can see patterns, but I don't have a great ear. It's like a tragedy - I can see so much more natural musical ability in so many other people.

Postmodern comedy doesn't work well with very old audiences, because it's making fun of the comedy they enjoy.

There's a certain line between jokes and music and poetry that's a bit blurred in my mind.

If your belief is hateful towards people, I couldn't respect that.

Poetic talent is really easy to fake when thy sentences doth no f-king sense make.