I'm very interested in trying to make comedy shows that are a bit bigger, more theatrical, more of a "show." Some people might say I'm trying too hard, but that's a compliment to me. I like to inject a bit of production value and flair to comedy, or at least to my little corner of comedy.

I never felt like I was stealing anyone's fans as much as I was introducing some younger people to comedy who will eventually find tons of other comedians that they love.

Twitter is a lot like crystal meth, because it's really fun to do and Oprah's on it.

And an anteater plus a large hungry mutant ant? An ironic way to die.

People give me money and I don't know why, my real collection plate is an empty cup held by a homeless guy.

Women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles still don't.

I believe, firmly, that women are always right. Ah, I should actually rephrase that: I... don't.