I'm very interested in trying to make comedy shows that are a bit bigger, more theatrical, more of a "show." Some people might say I'm trying too hard, but that's a compliment to me. I like to inject a bit of production value and flair to comedy, or at least to my little corner of comedy.

I stopped and I thought, 'What would Jesus do?' So I didn't exist.

Women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles still don't.

I think controversy has this allusion of being controversial but it's totally not, which is why I'm trying to get away from it because it's just easy and automatic.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

We're having a traditional Thanksgiving - turkey, mashed potatoes, hat buckles, smallpox, genocide, a blue corn moon, etc.

I'm a drunken midget with a loaded gun, a loaded gun.