Postmodern comedy doesn't work well with very old audiences, because it's making fun of the comedy they enjoy.

I don't consciously try to make things difficult as much as I try to make them a little different. I like all kinds of laughs. I tried to make a show that elicit groans, guffaws, chuckles, boos.

Poetic talent is really easy to fake when thy sentences doth no f-king sense make.

I'd really love to make something that doesn't involve my stupid face.

I think controversy has this allusion of being controversial but it's totally not, which is why I'm trying to get away from it because it's just easy and automatic.

I've found, across the board, that comedians have been very respectful and kind to me. And that seems to stem from the fact that they are just respectful and kind people in general. Comedians get a bad rap for being dark and anti-social I think.

If I had a dime for every time a homeless guy asked me for change, I'd still say no.