Postmodern comedy doesn't work well with very old audiences, because it's making fun of the comedy they enjoy.

I misdirect the audience, so they have no idea where they are or who they're listening to.

I think the comedy clubs tend to homogenize the acts a little bit, because they force them to be palatable in way too many environments.

Bitches and hoes don't exist because the hoes know Bo's a feminist.

I worked eight hours a day just so I could get into the college of my dreams and say that I got in - and I never went.

If you can think of all the times in your life, some of the happiest times were probably when you were laughing. And some of the worst times in your life you were being laughed at.

If Jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land?