Postmodern comedy doesn't work well with very old audiences, because it's making fun of the comedy they enjoy.

I work really hard on the shows and I think the shows speak for themselves. I don't want to construct the show to prove something.

I like to call everyone that I find slightly annoying a 'sociopath.'

When I tried to hit puberty I swung and I missed.

For me, if you distill comedy down, it is surprise and the unexpected. That has to be it on its most base level, in any form.

I love you like a gay geneticist loves designer genes.

Happy Thanksgiving! I broke into Best Buy and stole a copy of Pocahontas to celebrate.