Postmodern comedy doesn't work well with very old audiences, because it's making fun of the comedy they enjoy.

I've found, across the board, that comedians have been very respectful and kind to me. And that seems to stem from the fact that they are just respectful and kind people in general. Comedians get a bad rap for being dark and anti-social I think.

I've been doin' drive-bys all of my life. Except the bullets are newspapers, the car is my bike.

People are gonna think that MTV censored me, and they really didn't. I really wanted to try to make a show that didn't rely on offensive, edgy material because I think it was an exercise in trying to write without that. Because I see that as a crutch sometimes and I want to know that I can do something funny and worthwhile without that. And also make a show that my parents would like and that kids could watch with their parents.

My work is trying to at least define myself on my own terms, and then if other people enjoy things that's a lovely addition.

And two balls minus one, six titles at the tour de France.

I actually wrestled in high school. I was only in one match, and I lost... my virginity.