Postmodern comedy doesn't work well with very old audiences, because it's making fun of the comedy they enjoy.

There's a metal train that a mile long and at the very back end a lightning bolt struck her. How long til it reaches and kills the driver, provided that he's a good conductor?

The average person has one Fallopian tube.

For me, if you distill comedy down, it is surprise and the unexpected. That has to be it on its most base level, in any form.

I misdirect the audience, so they have no idea where they are or who they're listening to.

There's a certain line between jokes and music and poetry that's a bit blurred in my mind.

My first concern is that when you go to a show, you should be present. It's much more exciting to put the camera down and lose yourself in it.