Postmodern comedy doesn't work well with very old audiences, because it's making fun of the comedy they enjoy.

The classic comedian says there's nothing that's taboo; if you laugh at one thing you've got to laugh at everything, that comedy is taking people to dark areas and showing them the light.

For some comedians it feels so cool to be like: 'I'll say anything, man!'. I'm not quite there yet.

No one entertains the thought that maybe God does not believe in you.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

I like to call everyone that I find slightly annoying a 'sociopath.'

I don't consciously try to make things difficult as much as I try to make them a little different. I like all kinds of laughs. I tried to make a show that elicit groans, guffaws, chuckles, boos.