Postmodern comedy doesn't work well with very old audiences, because it's making fun of the comedy they enjoy.

I think the comedy clubs tend to homogenize the acts a little bit, because they force them to be palatable in way too many environments.

Women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles still don't.

Poverty. Racism. Isn't it strange, only the homeless are begging for change?

People do complain about the way I act on stage... They think on stage I act too arrogant, too self-obsessed, solecistic, self-contained, synonyms.

And two balls minus one, six titles at the tour de France.

I masturbate 'cause I'm the only one whose standards are low enough to f-k me.