Postmodern comedy doesn't work well with very old audiences, because it's making fun of the comedy they enjoy.

I worked eight hours a day just so I could get into the college of my dreams and say that I got in - and I never went.

The thing is, I was on YouTube like the golden era, I think. Before ads came in, it was really cool back then.

And an anteater plus a large hungry mutant ant? An ironic way to die.

I misdirect the audience, so they have no idea where they are or who they're listening to.

If comedy is about surprises, about tension, there's a lot of tension and surprise there, in the fact that people are expecting this to be natural.

When life gets you down, make a comforter!