Postmodern comedy doesn't work well with very old audiences, because it's making fun of the comedy they enjoy.

Happy Thanksgiving! I broke into Best Buy and stole a copy of Pocahontas to celebrate.

I have a pretty good math mind, so I can see patterns, but I don't have a great ear. It's like a tragedy - I can see so much more natural musical ability in so many other people.

I see young people being dismissed for supposedly wanting only "stupid" and "easy" material, or that they don't have an attention span longer than three minutes. I disagree with all those statements; I just think they aren't true. I'm saying that our generation wants stuff that is substantial and challenging, as well as thoughtful and endearing. Well, I don't know if I'm doing that, but I'm trying.

I'm friends with a lot of comedians, but we don't talk about material. Most comedians I know don't watch a lot of other comedy.

The thing is, I was on YouTube like the golden era, I think. Before ads came in, it was really cool back then.

I love you like a gay geneticist loves designer genes.