I've found, across the board, that comedians have been very respectful and kind to me. And that seems to stem from the fact that they are just respectful and kind people in general. Comedians get a bad rap for being dark and anti-social I think.

And if ten percent of men are gay and twenty percent of men are Chinese, what are the odds that a men chosen at random spends his free time and mealtime while on his knees.

The strange thing with Wikipedia is that the first article that ever gets written about you will define your Wikipedia page forever.

I'm gay for Jesus, fill me with your grace. Pour your love all over me, but please aim away from my face.

I don't like calling myself a "feminist" only because I don't think I've done anything active enough to call myself one. It'd be like calling myself a civil rights activist just because I'm not racist.

Women are like fingers and toes because they're easy to count on.

I'm a drunken midget with a loaded gun, a loaded gun.