Was Einstein's theory good? Relatively.

And two balls minus one, six titles at the tour de France.

Happy Thanksgiving, everyone. I'm thankful for all of you. I am not thankful for the pilgrims. Buckles should never be on hats.

I thought I wanted to be a physicist in high school until I learned that there was much more math than philosophy in it. I assumed I would just sit around all day and think.

There's a certain line between jokes and music and poetry that's a bit blurred in my mind.

I don't try to call myself a poet. But I know that my stuff is pretty literal, in that the themes are pretty simple and on the surface.

Comedy is very strange to me and I don't fully understand it's purpose or function.