Laughter is the best medicine, y'know, besides medicine.

I do think that stand-up comedy in general heavily favors masculinity and so I like to act a little feminine onstage.

There's a metal train that a mile long and at the very back end a lightning bolt struck her. How long til it reaches and kills the driver, provided that he's a good conductor?

I never said I was funny, OK, so stop staring at me.

There's a certain line between jokes and music and poetry that's a bit blurred in my mind.

I never felt like I was stealing anyone's fans as much as I was introducing some younger people to comedy who will eventually find tons of other comedians that they love.

If Jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land?