When I tried to hit puberty I swung and I missed.

And if ten percent of men are gay and twenty percent of men are Chinese, what are the odds that a men chosen at random spends his free time and mealtime while on his knees.

I work really hard on the shows and I think the shows speak for themselves. I don't want to construct the show to prove something.

Comedy is very strange to me and I don't fully understand it's purpose or function.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

And two balls minus one, six titles at the tour de France.

When life gets you down, make a comforter!