If comedy is about surprises, about tension, there's a lot of tension and surprise there, in the fact that people are expecting this to be natural.

The thing is, I was on YouTube like the golden era, I think. Before ads came in, it was really cool back then.

Poetic talent is really easy to fake when thy sentences doth no f-king sense make.

I misdirect the audience, so they have no idea where they are or who they're listening to.

I think comedy has a range, with multiple peaks in different areas. It's like trying to compare Beethoven and the Beatles. Sometimes I hear from people, 'I think you try too hard in your comedy.' And that's what I worry about.

I actually wrestled in high school. I was only in one match, and I lost... my virginity.

People give me money and I don't know why, my real collection plate is an empty cup held by a homeless guy.