If comedy is about surprises, about tension, there's a lot of tension and surprise there, in the fact that people are expecting this to be natural.

No one entertains the thought that maybe God does not believe in you.

I have a pretty good math mind, so I can see patterns, but I don't have a great ear. It's like a tragedy - I can see so much more natural musical ability in so many other people.

If your belief is hateful towards people, I couldn't respect that.

When life gets you down, make a comforter!

When I tried to hit puberty I swung and I missed.

I never felt like I was stealing anyone's fans as much as I was introducing some younger people to comedy who will eventually find tons of other comedians that they love.