Women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles still don't.
I masturbate 'cause I'm the only one whose standards are low enough to f-k me.
And an anteater plus a large hungry mutant ant? An ironic way to die.
Happy Thanksgiving! I broke into Best Buy and stole a copy of Pocahontas to celebrate.
When I see someone filming me, I don't usually think, 'No, man, don't put this up online!' I'd think, 'Hey man, you don't get to go to shows very often, put down the camera and enjoy it!' I love going to theatre and to shows so much.
In the distance, Bo saw a fairy. A fairy so beautiful that he felt proud of being called one in highschool.