And two balls minus one, six titles at the tour de France.
Even if he is your friend, never, ever call an Asian person.
I actually wrestled in high school. I was only in one match, and I lost... my virginity.
I'd really love to make something that doesn't involve my stupid face.
I'm a drunken midget with a loaded gun, a loaded gun.
I think comedy has a range, with multiple peaks in different areas. It's like trying to compare Beethoven and the Beatles. Sometimes I hear from people, 'I think you try too hard in your comedy.' And that's what I worry about.