When life gets you down, make a comforter!

My persona on stage was always coming from a place of I know better than you and I'm going to be a little bit pretentious in your face with these sort of crass ideas.

If I have enough money to support myself, I'll just give stuff away. I just, I want people to see it and I want to be able to do this for a living, you know what I mean? So it's just a balance. If I'm not doing well for five years, then I'm selling stuff, but if I'm doing well and I can afford to give stuff away, I'll always do that.

I'd really love to make something that doesn't involve my stupid face.

The average person has one Fallopian tube.

I'm gay for Jesus, fill me with your grace. Pour your love all over me, but please aim away from my face.

If I had a dime for every time a homeless guy asked me for change, I'd still say no.