People give me money and I don't know why, my real collection plate is an empty cup held by a homeless guy.

People give me money and I don't know why, my real collection plate is an empty cup held by a homeless guy.

I do think that stand-up comedy in general heavily favors masculinity and so I like to act a little feminine onstage.

I get more ass than a giant donkey stable.

What's important is that you stay true to yourself. Because when you enter the real world, the most valuable thing you can bring is all your you-ness. The world doesn't need any more hot chicks or tough guys or smooth talkers - the world needs more you. And don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

I've been doin' drive-bys all of my life. Except the bullets are newspapers, the car is my bike.

Bitches and hoes don't exist because the hoes know Bo's a feminist.