People give me money and I don't know why, my real collection plate is an empty cup held by a homeless guy.

I'm happy with what I'm doing. I try not to focus on how I've changed. I just try to focus on what I'm doing now.

I love you just the way you are but you don't see you like I do. You shouldn't try so hard to be perfect. Trust me, perfect should try to be you.

Comedy is very strange to me and I don't fully understand it's purpose or function.

I think the comedy clubs tend to homogenize the acts a little bit, because they force them to be palatable in way too many environments.

Then the challenge is, once you left brain it and build it, then when you're on stage you have to know it so well that you can get lost in it. I don't want to be onstage looking like a robot, I want to be at the end of the day very emotional and what feels like someone being up there rather than reciting things. That's always the challenge, to analyze and then somehow lose yourself in something you absolutely know backwards and forwards. And nothing's going to surprise you, but you have to be surprised by it and let it surprise you.

Do unto others as you would have them do to you, said the rapist.