I'm gay for Jesus, fill me with your grace. Pour your love all over me, but please aim away from my face.
Where are all the sour patch parents?
Maybe life on earth could be heaven, doesn't just the thought of it make it worth a try?
Quotes are for dumb people who can't think of something intelligent to say on their own.
I've found nothing but support and generosity from older comics. I think comedians are a lot nicer than the stigma is, at least from my experience.
Comedy is the one absolutely self-aware art form. Actually, hip-hop's another one, I suppose. Because in your songs you're talking about how good a hip-hop artist you are. It's like a painter painting a panting of himself painting a painting.