In the distance, Bo saw a fairy. A fairy so beautiful that he felt proud of being called one in highschool.
Bo BurnhamThere's a metal train that a mile long and at the very back end a lightning bolt struck her. How long til it reaches and kills the driver, provided that he's a good conductor?
Bo BurnhamI worked eight hours a day just so I could get into the college of my dreams and say that I got in - and I never went.
Bo BurnhamComedy should be a source of positivity. I don't want to bully people, and I don't want people to come to my show to feel terrible about something. I'm actually very open to having a conversation about what I should or shouldn't say.
Bo BurnhamNothing's true that I say, because I don't really want to say anything. I don't think my life's that cool, and I don't think my opinion's that valid. They're just silly jokes. Usually I just take a topic that isn't funny at all, like Shakespeare, and work backwards. I just try to find an unfunny subject.
Bo Burnham