My persona is most importantly just to communicate the material in a way that is most funny and meaningful in the moment. It's more like a character that's sculpted for whatever joke needs communicating at the moment.

I remember being superyoung, like nine or ten years old, and thinking, 'Man, I wonder what famous people eat for breakfast. They must have some special kind of cereal!' My mind was so warped by the idea of fame.

I believe, firmly, that women are always right. Ah, I should actually rephrase that: I... don't.

When I tried to hit puberty I swung and I missed.

I masturbate 'cause I'm the only one whose standards are low enough to f-k me.

I don't try to call myself a poet. But I know that my stuff is pretty literal, in that the themes are pretty simple and on the surface.

For me, if you distill comedy down, it is surprise and the unexpected. That has to be it on its most base level, in any form.