My persona is most importantly just to communicate the material in a way that is most funny and meaningful in the moment. It's more like a character that's sculpted for whatever joke needs communicating at the moment.

I think no matter what you do, a certain amount of people are going to call you a sellout, somehow, you know. If I ever start trying to make a living on it.

Comedy is very strange to me and I don't fully understand it's purpose or function.

Twitter is a lot like crystal meth, because it's really fun to do and Oprah's on it.

And an anteater plus a large hungry mutant ant? An ironic way to die.

I don't need anything as long as I have my family, friends, millions of dollars, unlimited pussy.

I think the love-hate is fundamental. Everyone hates reality television, and everyone's watching it. Everyone hates Facebook, and everyone is on it.