My persona is most importantly just to communicate the material in a way that is most funny and meaningful in the moment. It's more like a character that's sculpted for whatever joke needs communicating at the moment.

My work is trying to at least define myself on my own terms, and then if other people enjoy things that's a lovely addition.

People give me money and I don't know why, my real collection plate is an empty cup held by a homeless guy.

I like to call everyone that I find slightly annoying a 'sociopath.'

I thought I wanted to be a physicist in high school until I learned that there was much more math than philosophy in it. I assumed I would just sit around all day and think.

Is there anything better than pussy? Yeah, a really good book.

I have a pretty good math mind, so I can see patterns, but I don't have a great ear. It's like a tragedy - I can see so much more natural musical ability in so many other people.