I get more ass than a giant donkey stable.

Poverty. Racism. Isn't it strange, only the homeless are begging for change?

I'm gay for Jesus, fill me with your grace. Pour your love all over me, but please aim away from my face.

I don't try to call myself a poet. But I know that my stuff is pretty literal, in that the themes are pretty simple and on the surface.

I think the love-hate is fundamental. Everyone hates reality television, and everyone's watching it. Everyone hates Facebook, and everyone is on it.

I just try to do things on stage that I think the audience would enjoy. And I try to draw on and add to acts that I've enjoyed watching.

I'm bored way too easily. I'm staring at screens half the day. I need to be overstimulated. And how will that express itself artistically?