I love you like a gay geneticist loves designer genes.
Maybe life on earth could be heaven, doesn't just the thought of it make it worth a try?
The average person has one Fallopian tube.
I've found, across the board, that comedians have been very respectful and kind to me. And that seems to stem from the fact that they are just respectful and kind people in general. Comedians get a bad rap for being dark and anti-social I think.
Was Einstein's theory good? Relatively.
When life gets you down, make a comforter!