If you can think of all the times in your life, some of the happiest times were probably when you were laughing. And some of the worst times in your life you were being laughed at.

I don't need anything as long as I have my family, friends, millions of dollars, unlimited pussy.

Even if he is your friend, never, ever call an Asian person.

I'm gay for Jesus, fill me with your grace. Pour your love all over me, but please aim away from my face.

There's a metal train that a mile long and at the very back end a lightning bolt struck her. How long til it reaches and kills the driver, provided that he's a good conductor?

Was Einstein's theory good? Relatively.

Bitches and hoes don't exist because the hoes know Bo's a feminist.