If you can think of all the times in your life, some of the happiest times were probably when you were laughing. And some of the worst times in your life you were being laughed at.

Drugs kill, just like cancer. So don't smoke... tumors.

My first concern is that when you go to a show, you should be present. It's much more exciting to put the camera down and lose yourself in it.

Poverty. Racism. Isn't it strange, only the homeless are begging for change?

For some comedians it feels so cool to be like: 'I'll say anything, man!'. I'm not quite there yet.

People are gonna think that MTV censored me, and they really didn't. I really wanted to try to make a show that didn't rely on offensive, edgy material because I think it was an exercise in trying to write without that. Because I see that as a crutch sometimes and I want to know that I can do something funny and worthwhile without that. And also make a show that my parents would like and that kids could watch with their parents.

My persona on stage was always coming from a place of I know better than you and I'm going to be a little bit pretentious in your face with these sort of crass ideas.