I don't need anything as long as I have my family, friends, millions of dollars, unlimited pussy.

Squaring numbers are just like women. If they're under thirteen, just do them in your head.

I'd really love to make something that doesn't involve my stupid face.

The strange thing with Wikipedia is that the first article that ever gets written about you will define your Wikipedia page forever.

What's important is that you stay true to yourself. Because when you enter the real world, the most valuable thing you can bring is all your you-ness. The world doesn't need any more hot chicks or tough guys or smooth talkers - the world needs more you. And don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

My work is trying to at least define myself on my own terms, and then if other people enjoy things that's a lovely addition.

Comedy should be a source of positivity. I don't want to bully people, and I don't want people to come to my show to feel terrible about something. I'm actually very open to having a conversation about what I should or shouldn't say.