I don't need anything as long as I have my family, friends, millions of dollars, unlimited pussy.

The classic comedian says there's nothing that's taboo; if you laugh at one thing you've got to laugh at everything, that comedy is taking people to dark areas and showing them the light.

My work is trying to at least define myself on my own terms, and then if other people enjoy things that's a lovely addition.

I misdirect the audience, so they have no idea where they are or who they're listening to.

Laughter is the best medicine, y'know, besides medicine.

I think the comedy clubs tend to homogenize the acts a little bit, because they force them to be palatable in way too many environments.

It's not most important to communicate myself on stage as it is to be as funny or interesting as I possibly can on stage. I feel more like I'm doing a play whose main character just happens to share my name.