I met a bipolar bear. He laughed, cried, then wanted a threesome.
Maybe life on earth could be heaven, doesn't just the thought of it make it worth a try?
In the distance, Bo saw a fairy. A fairy so beautiful that he felt proud of being called one in highschool.
For me, if you distill comedy down, it is surprise and the unexpected. That has to be it on its most base level, in any form.
For fifteen cents a day you can feed an African, they eat pennies.
We're having a traditional Thanksgiving - turkey, mashed potatoes, hat buckles, smallpox, genocide, a blue corn moon, etc.