Where are all the sour patch parents?

When I see someone filming me, I don't usually think, 'No, man, don't put this up online!' I'd think, 'Hey man, you don't get to go to shows very often, put down the camera and enjoy it!' I love going to theatre and to shows so much.

I remember being superyoung, like nine or ten years old, and thinking, 'Man, I wonder what famous people eat for breakfast. They must have some special kind of cereal!' My mind was so warped by the idea of fame.

Maybe life on earth could be heaven, doesn't just the thought of it make it worth a try?

The thing is, I was on YouTube like the golden era, I think. Before ads came in, it was really cool back then.

Squaring numbers are just like women. If they're under thirteen, just do them in your head.

When things [writing] are over, I always think, 'well, I'm never going to do anything again because I have no ideas so I'm going to go be a farmer'. Or else ideas will come and and if not then I become a farmer. Hopefully won't happen.