I've found nothing but support and generosity from older comics. I think comedians are a lot nicer than the stigma is, at least from my experience.

Do you guys like impressions? "Why?" That was Socrates.

Was Einstein's theory good? Relatively.

Happy Thanksgiving! I broke into Best Buy and stole a copy of Pocahontas to celebrate.

What's a pirate minus the ship? just a creative homeless guy

I get more ass than a giant donkey stable.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.