I've found nothing but support and generosity from older comics. I think comedians are a lot nicer than the stigma is, at least from my experience.

If I had a dime for every time a homeless guy asked me for change, I'd still say no.

Squaring numbers are just like women. If they're under thirteen, just do them in your head.

I met a bipolar bear. He laughed, cried, then wanted a threesome.

My persona is most importantly just to communicate the material in a way that is most funny and meaningful in the moment. It's more like a character that's sculpted for whatever joke needs communicating at the moment.

I've been doin' drive-bys all of my life. Except the bullets are newspapers, the car is my bike.

Happy Thanksgiving! I broke into Best Buy and stole a copy of Pocahontas to celebrate.