Maybe life on earth could be heaven, doesn't just the thought of it make it worth a try?
Postmodern comedy doesn't work well with very old audiences, because it's making fun of the comedy they enjoy.
When I tried to hit puberty I swung and I missed.
Love is all about... whistles.
Comedy is the one absolutely self-aware art form. Actually, hip-hop's another one, I suppose. Because in your songs you're talking about how good a hip-hop artist you are. It's like a painter painting a panting of himself painting a painting.
My whole family thinks I'm gay, I guess it's always been that way. Maybe it's 'cause of the way that I walk, Makes them think I like... boys.