I've found nothing but support and generosity from older comics. I think comedians are a lot nicer than the stigma is, at least from my experience.

I'm bored way too easily. I'm staring at screens half the day. I need to be overstimulated. And how will that express itself artistically?

The thing is, I was on YouTube like the golden era, I think. Before ads came in, it was really cool back then.

For me, if you distill comedy down, it is surprise and the unexpected. That has to be it on its most base level, in any form.

Twitter is a lot like crystal meth, because it's really fun to do and Oprah's on it.

I get more ass than a giant donkey stable.

There's a metal train that a mile long and at the very back end a lightning bolt struck her. How long til it reaches and kills the driver, provided that he's a good conductor?