I met a bipolar bear. He laughed, cried, then wanted a threesome.

I'm happy with what I'm doing. I try not to focus on how I've changed. I just try to focus on what I'm doing now.

What's important is that you stay true to yourself. Because when you enter the real world, the most valuable thing you can bring is all your you-ness. The world doesn't need any more hot chicks or tough guys or smooth talkers - the world needs more you. And don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

Maybe life on earth could be heaven, doesn't just the thought of it make it worth a try?

My persona on stage was always coming from a place of I know better than you and I'm going to be a little bit pretentious in your face with these sort of crass ideas.

There's a metal train that a mile long and at the very back end a lightning bolt struck her. How long til it reaches and kills the driver, provided that he's a good conductor?

If Jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land?