I met a bipolar bear. He laughed, cried, then wanted a threesome.
I actually wrestled in high school. I was only in one match, and I lost... my virginity.
Postmodern comedy doesn't work well with very old audiences, because it's making fun of the comedy they enjoy.
No one entertains the thought that maybe God does not believe in you.
I think comedy has a range, with multiple peaks in different areas. It's like trying to compare Beethoven and the Beatles. Sometimes I hear from people, 'I think you try too hard in your comedy.' And that's what I worry about.
What's that? My six song album entitled Bo Fo Sho is currently available on iTunes? With three songs that have never been heard on the internet? Uh, and if I try to pirate it for free I'll get AIDS? I would have guessed scurvy. Well, see you later ghost of Dr.Martin Luther King Jr.