The strength of comedy is I don't have to answer to anybody but sometimes you want to learn from other people and see your ideas strengthen by other people.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

Postmodern comedy doesn't work well with very old audiences, because it's making fun of the comedy they enjoy.

I never said I was funny, OK, so stop staring at me.

I do think that stand-up comedy in general heavily favors masculinity and so I like to act a little feminine onstage.

We're having a traditional Thanksgiving - turkey, mashed potatoes, hat buckles, smallpox, genocide, a blue corn moon, etc.

I'm happy with what I'm doing. I try not to focus on how I've changed. I just try to focus on what I'm doing now.