The strength of comedy is I don't have to answer to anybody but sometimes you want to learn from other people and see your ideas strengthen by other people.

Laughter is the best medicine, y'know, besides medicine.

Is there anything better than pussy? Yeah, a really good book.

I just like to write and then perform.

Poverty. Racism. Isn't it strange, only the homeless are begging for change?

Love is all about... whistles.

I believe, firmly, that women are always right. Ah, I should actually rephrase that: I... don't.