The strength of comedy is I don't have to answer to anybody but sometimes you want to learn from other people and see your ideas strengthen by other people.

If your belief is hateful towards people, I couldn't respect that.

The average person has one Fallopian tube.

I got a safe full of cherries 'cause I pop it and lock it.

When life gets you down, make a comforter!

I never felt like I was stealing anyone's fans as much as I was introducing some younger people to comedy who will eventually find tons of other comedians that they love.

I do think that stand-up comedy in general heavily favors masculinity and so I like to act a little feminine onstage.