The strength of comedy is I don't have to answer to anybody but sometimes you want to learn from other people and see your ideas strengthen by other people.

I think controversy has this allusion of being controversial but it's totally not, which is why I'm trying to get away from it because it's just easy and automatic.

Postmodern comedy doesn't work well with very old audiences, because it's making fun of the comedy they enjoy.

No one entertains the thought that maybe God does not believe in you.

Maybe life on earth could be heaven, doesn't just the thought of it make it worth a try?

My work is trying to at least define myself on my own terms, and then if other people enjoy things that's a lovely addition.

Twitter is a lot like crystal meth, because it's really fun to do and Oprah's on it.