For me, if you distill comedy down, it is surprise and the unexpected. That has to be it on its most base level, in any form.

My whole family thinks I'm gay, I guess it's always been that way. Maybe it's 'cause of the way that I walk, Makes them think I like... boys.

And two balls minus one, six titles at the tour de France.

Is there anything better than pussy? Yeah, a really good book.

If Jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land?

Postmodern comedy doesn't work well with very old audiences, because it's making fun of the comedy they enjoy.

The strange thing with Wikipedia is that the first article that ever gets written about you will define your Wikipedia page forever.