Twitter is a lot like crystal meth, because it's really fun to do and Oprah's on it.
Do unto others as you would have them do to you, said the rapist.
I stopped and I thought, 'What would Jesus do?' So I didn't exist.
Laughter is the best medicine, y'know, besides medicine.
In the distance, Bo saw a fairy. A fairy so beautiful that he felt proud of being called one in highschool.
The strange thing with Wikipedia is that the first article that ever gets written about you will define your Wikipedia page forever.