I've been doin' drive-bys all of my life. Except the bullets are newspapers, the car is my bike.

Nothing's true that I say, because I don't really want to say anything. I don't think my life's that cool, and I don't think my opinion's that valid. They're just silly jokes. Usually I just take a topic that isn't funny at all, like Shakespeare, and work backwards. I just try to find an unfunny subject.

Comedy is very strange to me and I don't fully understand it's purpose or function.

I think the comedy clubs tend to homogenize the acts a little bit, because they force them to be palatable in way too many environments.

Where are all the sour patch parents?

I don't want to try to recreate for no reason. Like, me in my bedroom, singing songs to a camera was a special thing that was at that time in my life. But I'm just not that kid. I like the format of it, but I want to be able to release things for free.

My first concern is that when you go to a show, you should be present. It's much more exciting to put the camera down and lose yourself in it.