I think controversy has this allusion of being controversial but it's totally not, which is why I'm trying to get away from it because it's just easy and automatic.

I got a safe full of cherries 'cause I pop it and lock it.

At the time of 'Words, Words, Words,' I'm a 19-year-old getting up feeling like he's entitled to do comedy and tell you what he thinks of the world, so that's inherently a little bit ridiculous.

Women are like fingers and toes because they're easy to count on.

I just like to write and then perform.

Once a week, I like to slip into a deep existential depression where I lose all my sense of oneness and self-worth.

I get more ass than a giant donkey stable.