The average person has one Fallopian tube.

Poverty. Racism. Isn't it strange, only the homeless are begging for change?

If I have enough money to support myself, I'll just give stuff away. I just, I want people to see it and I want to be able to do this for a living, you know what I mean? So it's just a balance. If I'm not doing well for five years, then I'm selling stuff, but if I'm doing well and I can afford to give stuff away, I'll always do that.

I chose to do comedy instead of going to college.

For me, if you distill comedy down, it is surprise and the unexpected. That has to be it on its most base level, in any form.

I work really hard on the shows and I think the shows speak for themselves. I don't want to construct the show to prove something.

Laughter is the best medicine, y'know, besides medicine.