The average person has one Fallopian tube.

When I see someone filming me, I don't usually think, 'No, man, don't put this up online!' I'd think, 'Hey man, you don't get to go to shows very often, put down the camera and enjoy it!' I love going to theatre and to shows so much.

I don't try to call myself a poet. But I know that my stuff is pretty literal, in that the themes are pretty simple and on the surface.

I just try to do things on stage that I think the audience would enjoy. And I try to draw on and add to acts that I've enjoyed watching.

Maybe life on earth could be heaven, doesn't just the thought of it make it worth a try?

Happy Thanksgiving! I broke into Best Buy and stole a copy of Pocahontas to celebrate.

Women are like fingers and toes because they're easy to count on.