Even if he is your friend, never, ever call an Asian person.
Do you guys like impressions? "Why?" That was Socrates.
Drugs kill, just like cancer. So don't smoke... tumors.
I don't like calling myself a "feminist" only because I don't think I've done anything active enough to call myself one. It'd be like calling myself a civil rights activist just because I'm not racist.
And an anteater plus a large hungry mutant ant? An ironic way to die.
I got a safe full of cherries 'cause I pop it and lock it.