Is there anything better than pussy? Yeah, a really good book.

I've been doin' drive-bys all of my life. Except the bullets are newspapers, the car is my bike.

Quotes are for dumb people who can't think of something intelligent to say on their own.

Love is all about... whistles.

I'm bored way too easily. I'm staring at screens half the day. I need to be overstimulated. And how will that express itself artistically?

Once a week, I like to slip into a deep existential depression where I lose all my sense of oneness and self-worth.

If I had a dime for every time a homeless guy asked me for change, I'd still say no.