Is there anything better than pussy? Yeah, a really good book.

If Jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land?

I think controversy has this allusion of being controversial but it's totally not, which is why I'm trying to get away from it because it's just easy and automatic.

That's what YouTube's become, it's become like a lot of vloggers capitalizing on this sort of like "My fans, I love my fans, hey guys." I've grown up and kind of been disgusted by that. I think it's using people, I think it's like encouraging something that's unhealthy, telling people you love them. "I love you." Oh really, you love your fans? You love the people that give you money and attention? Of course you do, that's not selfless that you love your fans, that's ridiculous.

Women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles still don't.

I just like to write and then perform.

Do you guys like impressions? "Why?" That was Socrates.