Was Einstein's theory good? Relatively.
I stopped and I thought, 'What would Jesus do?' So I didn't exist.
Do you guys like impressions? "Why?" That was Socrates.
Quotes are for dumb people who can't think of something intelligent to say on their own.
Poetic talent is really easy to fake when thy sentences doth no f-king sense make.
Women are like fingers and toes because they're easy to count on.