Do you guys like impressions? "Why?" That was Socrates.

At the time of 'Words, Words, Words,' I'm a 19-year-old getting up feeling like he's entitled to do comedy and tell you what he thinks of the world, so that's inherently a little bit ridiculous.

I like to call everyone that I find slightly annoying a 'sociopath.'

Then the challenge is, once you left brain it and build it, then when you're on stage you have to know it so well that you can get lost in it. I don't want to be onstage looking like a robot, I want to be at the end of the day very emotional and what feels like someone being up there rather than reciting things. That's always the challenge, to analyze and then somehow lose yourself in something you absolutely know backwards and forwards. And nothing's going to surprise you, but you have to be surprised by it and let it surprise you.

I don't need anything as long as I have my family, friends, millions of dollars, unlimited pussy.

I got a safe full of cherries 'cause I pop it and lock it.

I do think that stand-up comedy in general heavily favors masculinity and so I like to act a little feminine onstage.