I masturbate 'cause I'm the only one whose standards are low enough to f-k me.

Poverty. Racism. Isn't it strange, only the homeless are begging for change?

Bitches and hoes don't exist because the hoes know Bo's a feminist.

I never said I was funny, OK, so stop staring at me.

If Jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land?

No one entertains the thought that maybe God does not believe in you.

I've been doin' drive-bys all of my life. Except the bullets are newspapers, the car is my bike.