And if ten percent of men are gay and twenty percent of men are Chinese, what are the odds that a men chosen at random spends his free time and mealtime while on his knees.

Happy Thanksgiving! I broke into Best Buy and stole a copy of Pocahontas to celebrate.

I think the love-hate is fundamental. Everyone hates reality television, and everyone's watching it. Everyone hates Facebook, and everyone is on it.

The average person has one Fallopian tube.

Do unto others as you would have them do to you, said the rapist.

I'm a drunken midget with a loaded gun, a loaded gun.

Where are all the sour patch parents?