It's not most important to communicate myself on stage as it is to be as funny or interesting as I possibly can on stage. I feel more like I'm doing a play whose main character just happens to share my name.
Bo BurnhamI've been doin' drive-bys all of my life. Except the bullets are newspapers, the car is my bike.
Bo BurnhamWomen are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles still don't.
Bo Burnham