And if ten percent of men are gay and twenty percent of men are Chinese, what are the odds that a men chosen at random spends his free time and mealtime while on his knees.

If you can think of all the times in your life, some of the happiest times were probably when you were laughing. And some of the worst times in your life you were being laughed at.

I'm a drunken midget with a loaded gun, a loaded gun.

Where are all the sour patch parents?

I stopped and I thought, 'What would Jesus do?' So I didn't exist.

I never said I was funny, OK, so stop staring at me.

Back home they call me the tie-dye shirt kid. Well, that and faggot.