My work is trying to at least define myself on my own terms, and then if other people enjoy things that's a lovely addition.

All you god damn dirty Catholics can cath-o-lick my balls.

Happy Thanksgiving! I broke into Best Buy and stole a copy of Pocahontas to celebrate.

And two balls minus one, six titles at the tour de France.

I stopped and I thought, 'What would Jesus do?' So I didn't exist.

I'm not a grown up until everybody realises I'm a grown up. When everyone remembers me as the dirty kid singing little songs I am the dirty little kid.

No one entertains the thought that maybe God does not believe in you.