In the distance, Bo saw a fairy. A fairy so beautiful that he felt proud of being called one in highschool.

Squaring numbers are just like women. If they're under thirteen, just do them in your head.

Is there anything better than pussy? Yeah, a really good book.

I never said I was funny, OK, so stop staring at me.

People do complain about the way I act on stage... They think on stage I act too arrogant, too self-obsessed, solecistic, self-contained, synonyms.

If comedy is about surprises, about tension, there's a lot of tension and surprise there, in the fact that people are expecting this to be natural.

My persona on stage was always coming from a place of I know better than you and I'm going to be a little bit pretentious in your face with these sort of crass ideas.