Bitches and hoes don't exist because the hoes know Bo's a feminist.

If comedy is about surprises, about tension, there's a lot of tension and surprise there, in the fact that people are expecting this to be natural.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

Drugs kill, just like cancer. So don't smoke... tumors.

And an anteater plus a large hungry mutant ant? An ironic way to die.

When things [writing] are over, I always think, 'well, I'm never going to do anything again because I have no ideas so I'm going to go be a farmer'. Or else ideas will come and and if not then I become a farmer. Hopefully won't happen.

There's a metal train that a mile long and at the very back end a lightning bolt struck her. How long til it reaches and kills the driver, provided that he's a good conductor?