People give me money and I don't know why, my real collection plate is an empty cup held by a homeless guy.
Was Einstein's theory good? Relatively.
Happy Thanksgiving! I broke into Best Buy and stole a copy of Pocahontas to celebrate.
Maybe life on earth could be heaven, doesn't just the thought of it make it worth a try?
What's that? My six song album entitled Bo Fo Sho is currently available on iTunes? With three songs that have never been heard on the internet? Uh, and if I try to pirate it for free I'll get AIDS? I would have guessed scurvy. Well, see you later ghost of Dr.Martin Luther King Jr.
I think the comedy clubs tend to homogenize the acts a little bit, because they force them to be palatable in way too many environments.