In comedy, falling means laughter. You can take something sacred and make it silly. The more sacred it is, the funnier it is. It has a bigger drop to fall.

I'd really love to make something that doesn't involve my stupid face.

All you god damn dirty Catholics can cath-o-lick my balls.

I remember being superyoung, like nine or ten years old, and thinking, 'Man, I wonder what famous people eat for breakfast. They must have some special kind of cereal!' My mind was so warped by the idea of fame.

Bitches and hoes don't exist because the hoes know Bo's a feminist.

The strange thing with Wikipedia is that the first article that ever gets written about you will define your Wikipedia page forever.

In comedy, falling means laughter. You can take something sacred and make it silly. The more sacred it is, the funnier it is. It has a bigger drop to fall.