Poetic talent is really easy to fake when thy sentences doth no f-king sense make.

My first concern is that when you go to a show, you should be present. It's much more exciting to put the camera down and lose yourself in it.

I remember being superyoung, like nine or ten years old, and thinking, 'Man, I wonder what famous people eat for breakfast. They must have some special kind of cereal!' My mind was so warped by the idea of fame.

I like to call everyone that I find slightly annoying a 'sociopath.'

How old is too old to stop believing in, like, the tooth fairy? Like 12? I've got a cousin who is 18... Yeah, still believes in gay marriage.

I think the love-hate is fundamental. Everyone hates reality television, and everyone's watching it. Everyone hates Facebook, and everyone is on it.

There's a certain line between jokes and music and poetry that's a bit blurred in my mind.