I do think that stand-up comedy in general heavily favors masculinity and so I like to act a little feminine onstage.
When life gets you down, make a comforter!
Quotes are for dumb people who can't think of something intelligent to say on their own.
I just like to write and then perform.
I actually wrestled in high school. I was only in one match, and I lost... my virginity.
How old is too old to stop believing in, like, the tooth fairy? Like 12? I've got a cousin who is 18... Yeah, still believes in gay marriage.