And an anteater plus a large hungry mutant ant? An ironic way to die.

Women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles still don't.

The strange thing with Wikipedia is that the first article that ever gets written about you will define your Wikipedia page forever.

There's a metal train that a mile long and at the very back end a lightning bolt struck her. How long til it reaches and kills the driver, provided that he's a good conductor?

Poetic talent is really easy to fake when thy sentences doth no f-king sense make.

Women are like fingers and toes because they're easy to count on.

And two balls minus one, six titles at the tour de France.