And an anteater plus a large hungry mutant ant? An ironic way to die.

I got a safe full of cherries 'cause I pop it and lock it.

If you can think of all the times in your life, some of the happiest times were probably when you were laughing. And some of the worst times in your life you were being laughed at.

The strange thing with Wikipedia is that the first article that ever gets written about you will define your Wikipedia page forever.

I actually wrestled in high school. I was only in one match, and I lost... my virginity.

If your belief is hateful towards people, I couldn't respect that.

When I tried to hit puberty I swung and I missed.