When things [writing] are over, I always think, 'well, I'm never going to do anything again because I have no ideas so I'm going to go be a farmer'. Or else ideas will come and and if not then I become a farmer. Hopefully won't happen.

Poetic talent is really easy to fake when thy sentences doth no f-king sense make.

My first concern is that when you go to a show, you should be present. It's much more exciting to put the camera down and lose yourself in it.

No one entertains the thought that maybe God does not believe in you.

I'm very interested in trying to make comedy shows that are a bit bigger, more theatrical, more of a "show." Some people might say I'm trying too hard, but that's a compliment to me. I like to inject a bit of production value and flair to comedy, or at least to my little corner of comedy.

Drugs kill, just like cancer. So don't smoke... tumors.

In comedy, falling means laughter. You can take something sacred and make it silly. The more sacred it is, the funnier it is. It has a bigger drop to fall.