I'm bored way too easily. I'm staring at screens half the day. I need to be overstimulated. And how will that express itself artistically?

And two balls minus one, six titles at the tour de France.

In comedy, falling means laughter. You can take something sacred and make it silly. The more sacred it is, the funnier it is. It has a bigger drop to fall.

I don't try to call myself a poet. But I know that my stuff is pretty literal, in that the themes are pretty simple and on the surface.

We're having a traditional Thanksgiving - turkey, mashed potatoes, hat buckles, smallpox, genocide, a blue corn moon, etc.

Women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles still don't.

There's a certain line between jokes and music and poetry that's a bit blurred in my mind.