I'm bored way too easily. I'm staring at screens half the day. I need to be overstimulated. And how will that express itself artistically?

And if ten percent of men are gay and twenty percent of men are Chinese, what are the odds that a men chosen at random spends his free time and mealtime while on his knees.

Women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles still don't.

I've found nothing but support and generosity from older comics. I think comedians are a lot nicer than the stigma is, at least from my experience.

I thought I wanted to be a physicist in high school until I learned that there was much more math than philosophy in it. I assumed I would just sit around all day and think.

I work really hard on the shows and I think the shows speak for themselves. I don't want to construct the show to prove something.

Where are all the sour patch parents?