I'm bored way too easily. I'm staring at screens half the day. I need to be overstimulated. And how will that express itself artistically?

I'd really love to make something that doesn't involve my stupid face.

I think comedy has a range, with multiple peaks in different areas. It's like trying to compare Beethoven and the Beatles. Sometimes I hear from people, 'I think you try too hard in your comedy.' And that's what I worry about.

Back home they call me the tie-dye shirt kid. Well, that and faggot.

I think the love-hate is fundamental. Everyone hates reality television, and everyone's watching it. Everyone hates Facebook, and everyone is on it.

I think the comedy clubs tend to homogenize the acts a little bit, because they force them to be palatable in way too many environments.

All you god damn dirty Catholics can cath-o-lick my balls.